The old household tricks · Written down at last
You already know most of these tricks. What nobody ever wrote down for you is the part that got lost: how much to use, what to mix it with, what it will ruin, and when to leave it alone.
This is not a book pretending your grandmother had a microwave. Where a trick is genuinely old, I say when it was used. Where it is modern, I say so. And where something I grew up with turns out to be wrong, I say that too — there are a few, and they are the pages I would read first.
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What you get
Launch price until Sunday night. One call-out you don’t have to make is worth four of these.
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The math
Pull out everything under there and add up what you paid. Here is what an average household spends on the part these four things replace — laundry and cleaning products, paper goods, and the odds and ends.
| Every year | The bottles | The cupboard four |
|---|---|---|
| Cleaning and laundry products, paper goods, odds and ends | $617.30 | $34.51 |
| Wearing out a fridge and a washer on schedule One extra year each, from looking after them |
$135.05 | $123.93 |
| This book, paid once, in the first year only | $0 | $50.00 |
| First year | $752.35 | $208.44 |
That is a difference of $543.91 in the first year, and about $593 every year after, once the book is paid for.
Now the honest part, because you would find it out anyway. That figure depends on how many of these you actually do. I have left out heating, home repairs and anything to do with haircuts, because I could not find a straight number that ties them to what is in this book, and I am not going to invent one to make the total look better.
Here is what one call you don’t have to make costs, at this year’s prices.
| The call you didn’t make | What it costs | Times the book |
|---|---|---|
| Washing machine repair | $220 | 4.4× |
| A drain unblocked | $246 | 4.9× |
| Chimney swept | $254 | 5.1× |
| Refrigerator repair | $275 | 5.5× |
| A plumber | $340 | 6.8× |
| A new refrigerator | $768.99 | 15.4× |
Even the smallest line there is more than four times the price of the book. That is the whole argument. It does not need dressing up.
What’s inside
Not room by room. Ingredient by ingredient, the way you actually reach for them — because once you know what a thing is, you stop needing a separate spray for every surface in the house. You do not have to do all of them.
Why you can trust the rest of it
A book like this is easy to write badly. You list forty tricks, you promise they all work, and you never mention the ones that don’t. I would rather lose the argument on a page than have you find out at your own sink.
What people say about these tricks
These are comments left under videos about these old household tricks, word for word, with the number of people who agreed. They are not reviews of this book — the book is new. They are here because the loudest thing in every one of those comment sections is somebody adding the trick the video missed.
“Thanks. I remember these. But you forgot one that we always used. Put a little Vaseline on pattern leather shoes, and purses. It saved them from cracking.”
Marlene K. · Ohio · 96 agreed
“Brought back many memories. The only remedy for drawers that wouldn’t slide easily we used and still use is a candle rubbed along the slide. I’m still smiling at 93.”
Vona T. · Kentucky · 30 agreed
“My GMA always said ‘it takes grease to cut grease’ so she put a small dab of Vaseline on any grease spot rubbed it in real good and the grease spot came right out.”
Cheryl A. · Missouri · 27 agreed
“Burnt pots and pans. I have learn use vinegar and baking soda instead all these cleaners you buy. Money is to hard to come by. Thank You.”
Blanca R. · Texas · a comment on the same video
“Good stuff, but it still is petroleum.”
Andrew M. · Oregon · 28 agreed — and he is half right. Chapter 16 gives him the whole answer, including the number most people leave out.
“Nope! newspaper for glass cleaning! coffee filters are WAY TOO EXPENSIVE!”
Judy P. · Maine · 26 agreed — so I priced all three. Store-brand filters come to about 22 cents for twelve windows.
The offer
You have spent enough of your life paying monthly for things that used to be one-off. This is not one of those. You buy it, you download it, it is yours, and nobody bills you again.
If it is not what you hoped for, email me inside 60 days and I send the $50 back the same day. Keep the book — I am not going to ask you to delete a file.
Questions people ask
The tricks are going out of the world with the people who knew them. This is them written down, with the amounts, before that finishes happening.
Launch price ends Sunday night · 60-day guarantee, keep the book
One washing machine repair is $220. One drain unblocked is $246. The book is $50, once, and it is the only thing on that list you decide the price of in advance.
If it does not pay for itself, ask for the $50 back inside 60 days and keep the book anyway.